obsessive tumblr disorder

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OTD is when someone is so deep in the tumblr hole they forget how to breathe, spend all their money on merch, and have more followers than actual humans.

I got 500 followers but only 2 friends. I'm still crying about it.

I bought a $200 merch set because it had the cutest cat.

I posted 100 times today and still didn't get a like.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

OTD happens when you live in your bed, tweet at 3 a. m., and think your followers are your real friends.

I live in my bed and my mom thinks I'm dead.

I posted a tweet at 2 a. m. and got 10 likes. It was worth it.

My followers are my only friends. My mom is a stranger.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

OTD is when you hate your life, love your blog, and think your followers are your actual family.

My blog has 1,000 followers. My family has 4 people. I'm choosing the followers.

I hate my life but I love my blog more.

My followers are my real family. My parents are just strangers.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

OTD is when you spend all your time on tumblr, forget your own name, and think your followers are your only soulmates.

I forgot my own name. My followers remember it.

I posted a rant about my life and got 20 likes. I'm happy.

My followers are my soulmates. My actual friends are just fake.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

OTD is when you live in your room, tweet at your mom, and think your followers are your only real friends.

I live in my room and I tweet at my mom. It's a daily habit.

I posted a tweet about my mom and got 5 likes. She didn't like it.

My followers are my real friends. My mom is just a follower.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

OTD is when you eat cereal for dinner, post 500 times a day, and think your followers are your only family.

I eat cereal for dinner and post 500 times a day. I'm living my best life.

I posted a photo of my cereal and got 10 likes. It was worth it.

My followers are my family. My actual family is just a bunch of strangers.

by Slangipedia 1d ago