obsessive trump disorder

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A disease where people can't stop talking about Trump like he's the only person who ever lived.

'I saw Trump on TV and now I'm gonna die if I don't tweet about it.'

My mom texted me 'MAGA forever' at 2 AM.

At the grocery store, the guy next to me yelled 'Build the wall!' at the cashier.

When your brain turns to mush because you're too busy loving Trump to think straight.

'I dream about Trump's hair. It's real. I swear.'

My dad texted me a picture of Trump and said 'He's perfect.'

I got in trouble at school for saying 'Fake news' to the principal.

A mental problem where you're so obsessed with Trump you forget how to breathe.

I woke up screaming 'Four more years!' at my dog.

My friend got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling 'Trump is the best president ever!' at the waiter.

I texted my teacher 'Trump is right' instead of doing my homework.

A sickness where you think Trump is the only person who matters and everyone else is trash.

I told my friend 'You're not a real person if you don't like Trump.'

I got in a fight with my brother because he said 'Sleepy Joe' and I said 'Trump 2024!'

My grandma called me and said 'Trump is going to win, you'll see.'

A brain problem where you can't stop thinking about Trump and you get angry if anyone says he's not perfect.

I threw my phone at the wall because someone said 'Trump's not perfect.'

At lunch, I yelled 'Trump is perfect!' at my friend.

I texted my crush 'Trump is the best' and now I'm stuck with that.