Obsessive Taping Disorder

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#return madness #tape addiction #mailing horror

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You wrap a small box like it's a dead body. You use so much tape it looks like a prison break. You don’t care if it’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

I taped that box so much it’s gonna leave a footprint on the floor.

That box was sealed with enough tape to hold a horse.

I used six rolls of tape just to mail a pair of socks.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re not just mailing something. You’re declaring war on the mailbox. You use tape like it’s going out of style.

I taped that package so tight it might have a heart attack.

That box looked like it had a tape tattoo.

I used so much tape I think I broke the tape machine.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re not just sealing a box. You’re making a fortress. You’re screaming at the box like it owes you money.

That box was taped like it had a death wish.

I taped it so much the tape had a second job.

That box looked like it was about to explode from all the tape.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re not just mailing something. You’re showing off. You use tape like it’s your new best friend.

That box looked like it had a tape obsession.

I taped it so much the tape had its own zip code.

That box had more tape than a dog has fleas.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re not just sealing a box. You’re doing a ritual. You use tape like it’s sacred.

That box was taped like it was a holy relic.

I taped it so much it’s gonna be a tape legend.

I used so much tape it looked like a tape prophecy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re not just mailing something. You’re throwing a party. You use tape like it’s confetti.

That box was taped like it was celebrating its own birthday.

I taped it so much it had a tape dance party.

That box looked like it had a tape parade.

by Slangipedia 16d ago