Obsessive Repulsive

I had to eat 12 tacos because I saw one on Instagram and now I'm dying.

She dyed her hair pink and then added glitter to it and now it’s glittery pink and I can't unsee it.

He started a fire in the kitchen just because the toaster made a weird noise.

He kept texting his ex 50 times a day and now she's blocking him on every app.

She kept eating cheese until she had to be taken to the hospital.

He kept trying to beat his high score on a video game and now he lives in his mom's basement.

He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store because it wouldn't let him pass.

She painted her nails with hot sauce and now her fingers are burning.

He kept singing in the shower until the neighbors called the cops.

He kept playing Fortnite for 24 hours straight and now he’s sleep-deprived and mad.

She kept baking cookies and now the house is covered in dough and crumbs.

He kept talking to his plants and now they’re getting annoyed with him.

He ate so many pizza slices he had to wear a hat to hide his face.

She kept watching cat videos until she missed her entire class.

He kept talking to his dog like it was a celebrity and now the dog thinks it’s a rockstar.