obsessive refreshing

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you keep hitting refresh like it’s your job and the website owes you money.

I refreshed this page 27 times just to see if my crush liked me back.

He refreshed the group chat every 30 seconds like it was a horror movie.

I refreshed the pizza delivery app 10 times because I was hungry and mad.

you refresh so much the website starts to hate you and slows down just to be mean.

She refreshed the dating app so much it gave her a warning message.

He refreshed the game lobby so many times the server crashed.

I refreshed the news site so much I got a pop-up that said 'Are you a robot?'

you’re so desperate for something new you start talking to the screen like it’s your best friend.

He yelled at the screen, ‘Come on! Something new! I’m waiting!’

She whispered, ‘Please, just one new message.’

I asked the website, ‘Do you even care about me?’

you refresh so much you start to believe the internet is watching you and it’s judging you.

I stopped refreshing because I thought the internet was giving me side-eyes.

He refreshed the page and said, ‘You’re not going to get any easier, are you?’

She refreshed so much she thought the website was laughing at her.

you refresh like your life depends on it and it’s probably not worth it.

He refreshed the job site like it was the last day on Earth.

She refreshed the dating app so much she missed her bus.

I refreshed the game so much I got a headache and no new level.