Obsessive Popularity Disorder Wannabees

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Kids who think being famous is the only way to be happy. They read fashion magazines like they're holy scripture and try way too hard to be cool.

'I'm gonna be a supermodel, even if I've never taken a photo in my life.'

'Why are you wearing that? It's not on the latest Instagram post.'

'You're only popular if you're in my group chat.'

People who are stuck in the past and think they're the best thing since sliced bread. They'll try to be popular even if it means being a total dork.

'I know all the trends from 2012. That's enough for me.'

'You're not popular unless you're in my top 5 friends list.'

'I'm getting a new phone just so I can post more selfies.'

Kids who think everyone is watching them and they need to be perfect. They'll do anything to be liked, even if it means being a total annoyance.

'I'm getting a new haircut every day. You're not even going to notice me.'

'You're only friends with me if you follow me on TikTok.'

'If I don't post three times a day, I'll die.'

People who need to be the center of attention at all times. They’ll try to be popular even if it means making everyone else look like total dorks.

'You're only popular if you're in my spotlight.'

'I'm gonna be the most famous person in the school, even if I fail every class.'

'You're not cool unless you know all my inside jokes.'

Kids who think being popular is the same as being a rockstar. They’ll try anything to be famous, even if it means being totally ridiculous.

'I'm gonna be a rockstar, even if I can't play an instrument.'

'You're only cool if you know all my favorite songs.'

'I'm gonna post a video every hour, even if I don't have anything to say.'

People who think popularity is a religion. They’ll do anything to be worshipped, even if it means being a total pain in the butt.

'I'm the most popular person in the world. You should worship me.'

'If you don't follow me on every app, you're not my friend.'

'I'm gonna be the most famous person ever, even if I don't know what that means.'