obsessive political protectionism

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When someone goes full retard just to protect their political side, even if it means screaming at a stranger or throwing a punch. They can’t think straight and won’t listen to anyone.

I’d rather die than let a Democrat win!

You don’t know anything about politics, you’re just a fake Republican!

I called my mom and told her I was going to burn down the White House if Biden won.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

It’s when a person acts like a jealous toddler at a birthday party, throwing a fit because their political team didn’t win. They don’t care about facts, just their feelings.

Why is everyone talking about the election? I’m still mad about 2016!

I wouldn’t talk to my brother for a month because he said Trump was a ‘disgrace’.

I posted a picture of a cat wearing a Trump hat and called it ‘the best meme ever’.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone gets so worked up about politics they start yelling, punching, or even crying in public, just to prove how much they love their side. They don’t care if they look like a fool.

I screamed at the TV for 2 hours because I thought the election was stolen.

I got into a fight with a stranger over who the best president was.

I cried in my cereal when I heard about the latest political scandal.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone’s brain is stuck in a loop of political nonsense, and they can’t think clearly, talk reasonably, or even stop yelling long enough to breathe.

I’ve been arguing with my dad about politics for 10 years and I’m still not sure who’s right.

I posted 50 tweets about how the other side is ruining America.

I called my boss and said I was quitting because I thought the president was a ‘liar’.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

It’s when a person acts like they’re the only one who matters, and they’ll do anything, like scream, punch, or even poop on the floor, to protect their political team.

I threw a banana at my neighbor because he supported the other candidate.

I screamed in the grocery store about how the other side was ‘ruining the country’.

I told my dog I was going to take over the world if the election was unfair.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone gets so mad about politics they act like a crazy person, yelling, punching, or even crying in public just to make sure their side wins.

I cried in my car for 20 minutes because I thought my president was a ‘disgrace’.

I punched a mailbox because I thought the election was stolen.

I told my mom I was going to move to Canada if the other side won.

by Slangipedia 1d ago