Obsessive Poker

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OCFP is when someone is so desperate for attention they poke people on Facebook like it’s their last goddamn breath. They’re not even friends with these people, but they poke them anyway because they’re a sad, lonely mess.

@joe234 just poked me 12 times in 5 minutes. I’m not even on Facebook anymore.

I poked my ex 37 times. He still hasn’t replied. I’m winning.

My mom poked my brother and now they’re fighting. I’m just here watching the chaos.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An obsessive poker is someone who pokes people like they’re trying to get a reaction out of a dead body. They can’t stop. It’s like they’re getting off on the thought that someone might actually feel it.

I poked my teacher 20 times. She finally replied: ‘Are you done yet?’

My friend poked every single person on Facebook at 2 AM. They’re all mad now.

I poked my dog. He didn’t like it. He poked me back with his tail.

by Slangipedia 7d ago