obsessive obama disorder

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When someone gets so deep into Obama's stuff, they can’t think straight unless they’re blasted with nonstop nonsense from Olbermann, Maddow, or Biden, like they’re on a never-ending bender.

I skipped work to watch Maddow again. My boss said I was "in a state of delusion."

Olbermann’s voice is the only thing keeping me from crying in my soup.

Biden’s rambles are the new lullaby for my kids.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

It's when you're so stuck on Obama, you can't take a shower without listening to Olbermann, Maddow, or Biden blabbing about nothing, like they're trying to make you lose your mind.

I turned my shower into a podcast. Now my hair smells like conspiracy theories.

I got yelled at by my roommate for talking to Biden like he was my ex.

Maddow’s face was the only thing I saw during my lunch break.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you’re so wrapped up in Obama’s world, you can't eat, sleep, or breathe without Olbermann, Maddow, or Biden giving you the worst kind of brainwashing, like you're in a prison of politics.

I ate my pizza while crying because Olbermann said the moon was made of lies.

I fell asleep to Maddow’s voice and woke up thinking I was a senator.

Biden’s speeches are my new bedtime story. I don't want to go to sleep anymore.

by Slangipedia 1d ago