obsessive motor sport

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The top car club in the illawarra, obsessive motor sport has the wildest rides and the most ignorant pricks who’d help you out no matter what you asked for.
My mate got a flat tyre and they brought him a spare and a beer.
They let me borrow their car for a drag race and I crashed it.
I asked for help with my engine and they gave me a drink and a slap on the back.
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Obsessive motor sport is the best car club in the illawarra, with the shittest cars and the most annoying cunts who’d still help you out even if you were a complete waste of space.
They let me join their club even though I had a rusty old banger.
I got a headbutt from one of them for asking a stupid question.
They helped me fix my car even though they were all covered in oil and dirt.
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The illawarra’s number one car club, obsessive motor sport has the best cars and the most idiotic cunts who’d help you with anything, even if you were a complete arse.
I asked for help with my car and they told me to shut up and let them do it.
They let me borrow their car for a street race and I came second.
I got a slap on the head for not knowing how to shift gears properly.
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