Obsessive Jonas Disorder

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OJD is a crazy sickness that makes you love the Jonas Brothers so much you’ll do anything to see them, even if it means crying in a bathroom at a concert. The only cure is visiting www. myspace. com/jonasfansforya and getting your daily Jonas fix.

I would sell my soul for a Jonas Brothers concert ticket.

I went to the bathroom during the concert and cried because I missed a song.

I texted my mom, 'I’m not coming home, I’m staying at the concert.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

OJD is when you scream the name 'Jonas' so loud it wakes up your dog and your neighbor. It’s the worst when it happens during a Jonas concert or a Jonas movie. You can’t stop it, and it’s not going away anytime soon.

I screamed 'Jonas' so loud my dog ran away.

I screamed 'Jonas' in my math class and got sent to the principal’s office.

I screamed 'Jonas' during a 3D movie and broke the theater glasses.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

OJD is when you fake being a Jonas fan, even though you don’t know anything about them. You like the looks, the music, and hate Kevin. You think you know everything, but you don’t even know the real stuff.

I told my friend I love Nick but hate Kevin, even though I don’t know who Nick is.

I said I know all the Jonas Brothers songs, but I can’t even sing SOS.

I claimed to be a Jonas fan, but I didn’t know they had a new album.

by Slangipedia 16d ago