Obsessive Hippie Disorder

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A disease that makes conservatives go crazy over old hippie stuff just to make up a new hate word and try to scare people away from cool liberal ideas that might actually help America.

'Back in the day, they were all about peace and love, not this modern nonsense!'

I swear, if someone mentions a tie-dye shirt one more time, I’m gonna scream.

They’re still mad about the 60s, even though the 60s were way better than the 2020s.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mental problem that makes conservatives yell and swear about hippies like they’re the enemy, just so they can make a new word to hate liberals with.

'Hippies ruined America! And they still think they’re cool!'

I can’t even talk about a flower power shirt without getting yelled at.

They act like the 60s never ended, and I have no idea why.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A disease where conservatives get so worked up about anything hippie-related that they start a rant so loud it could wake the dead and make everyone else want to die.

'They’re still talking about the 60s like it was yesterday!'

I just mentioned a Grateful Dead song and got yelled at for 10 minutes.

They’re so obsessed with old hippies, they don’t even notice the new ones.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A crazy illness that makes conservatives act like they were best friends with the Beatles and start screaming about hippies just to make up a new word to hate liberals with.

'They’re still trying to bring back the 60s and I can’t take it anymore!'

I said 'flower power' and they started a war in my living room.

They get so mad about hippies, they forget about their own problems.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A disease that turns conservatives into rants about hippies, just so they can make a new hate word and forget about all the real problems in America.

'They’re still mad about the 60s and I have no idea why!'

I mentioned a tie-dye shirt and got yelled at for 15 minutes.

They think hippies are the enemy, even though they’re just trying to make the world better.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mental illness where conservatives get so mad about hippies, they start yelling and swearing and forget about everything else in life, just to make up a new word to hate liberals with.

'They’re still talking about the 60s like it was yesterday!'

I just said 'peace and love' and they started a fight.

They think hippies ruined America, even though the 60s were way cooler than the 2020s.

by Slangipedia 7d ago