obsessive grammar disorder

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A crazy sickness that makes you want to stab someone for using bad grammar.

I saw someone write 'they’re’ and I almost threw my coffee at them.

My friend texted me ‘I’m going 2 da store’ and I screamed at my phone.

My teacher corrected my essay and I nearly cried.

A problem where you can't stand it when people mess up their grammar and you get really angry.

He said ‘I seen it’ and I almost hit him.

She wrote ‘you’re’ and I made her rewrite it 10 times.

My brother said ‘I’ll be there in 5 min’ and I yelled at him.

A disease that makes you obsessed with fixing other people's grammar, even if they don’t care.

I corrected my mom’s text message and she just rolled her eyes.

I fixed my friend’s tweet and he said ‘why?’. I said ‘because it’s wrong.’

I changed my dad’s email and he said ‘I didn’t ask you.’

A weird habit where you correct people's grammar so much you lose your mind.

I corrected my teacher’s spelling and she gave me a detention.

I fixed my dog's name on the collar and now he doesn’t like me.

I changed my neighbor’s sign and now he hates me.

A condition where you can’t stand bad grammar and you yell about it like it’s a war.

I yelled at my brother for saying ‘I seen it’ like it was a battle.

I screamed at my friend for writing ‘u’ instead of ‘you’.

I had a full-on grammar fight with my mom over the word ‘their’.