obsessive fan

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A person who can't stop thinking about a celebrity. They know everything and get super angry if they miss something, like a song or a movie.
I missed the new album and now my life is over.
They followed me to the grocery store just to ask about the latest concert.
I got a text at 2 a. m. saying, 'You don't know who Muse is? You're dead.'
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The worst kind of fan. They know all the lyrics, the behind-the-scenes stuff, and the color of the singer's socks. They lose their mind if you don't know who Muse is.
She cried when the singer didn't wear blue socks in the new video.
He threatened to delete my Twitter if I didn't like the cave remix.
I got DM'd a 30-minute rant about a T-shirt that came out last year.
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A fan who is so into a band they named themselves after the singer. They think they're special just because they like a British group.
'I'm not just a fan, I'm Cat!'
She texted me a 10-page essay about Muse's music video.
He changed his name to Cat and now wears purple every day.
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A person who knows the song 'con-science' by heart and can't stand it if you don't. They also love the cave remix and will talk about it for hours.
'You don't know 'con-science'? I'm leaving you.'
She sang the cave remix in the grocery store.
He texted me a 5-minute video of him dancing to 'con-science' in his pajamas.
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