Obsessive Disorder

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A person who can’t stop talking about vacation, even when they’re stuck at work. They daydream about beaches, tropical drinks, and lying in a hammock while you’re stuck in traffic.

I’d rather be sunbathing in Bali than stuck here with you.

This meeting is killing me. I’d rather be sipping coconut water on a beach.

If I don’t get to go on holiday soon, I swear I’ll die.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Also known as H. O. D., this is when you get so obsessed with Hamilton that you start singing it in the shower, during lunch, and even when you’re pooping. You can’t stop talking about it, and you think everyone else should too.

I just finished the entire soundtrack in the elevator. You’re welcome.

Why is everyone not excited about Alexander Hamilton? He’s the best!

I think I’ll marry Eliza Schuyler if I don’t get a new Hamilton album soon.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

S. O. D. is when you can’t stop talking about shoes. You have a million pairs, you wear them all the time, and if someone says something bad about shoes, you lose your mind.

These shoes are the best. You don’t even know what you’re missing.

I had to take a loan just to buy these heels. It was worth it.

I will not forgive you if you say those boots are ugly.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who can’t stop watching anime. They have anime on their phone, their wall, their bed, and if they miss a new episode, they lose their mind.

I watched 10 episodes of Naruto before I even got out of bed today.

If I don’t watch my anime, I can’t function.

I’d rather die than miss an anime release.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This is when you get so obsessed with the Olympics that you talk about them nonstop, even when you don’t know what’s going on. You also think you’re a medalist.

I could’ve won gold if I wasn’t stuck at work.

I’m the best sprinter in the world. Just ask me.

I didn’t watch the race, but I know I won.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

KOD is when you can’t stop hating on Karlasmannerss. You post hate tweets all day, you think about it in your sleep, and you would rather die than be friends with her.

@karlasmannerss is the worst. I hate her more than my ex.

I woke up at 2 AM thinking about how much I hate her.

If she follows me, I’m ending my life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

SOD is when you can’t stop hating on Taylor Swift. You bodyshame her, you think she’s a slut, and you insert her into everything she doesn’t want to be part of.

Taylor Swift is in my lunch. It’s not a coincidence.

I hate her so much I took a picture of her in my math test.

She doesn’t even know I hate her, but I still do.

by Slangipedia 7d ago