obsessive cullen disorder

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You get this when you can't stop thinking about Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga. It's like your brain got hit with a vampire's love potion and won't let go.

I dream about Edward Cullen. I even texted my dog about it.

I skipped lunch to read Twilight again. My stomach is mad at me.

I told my teacher I was sick because I needed to rewatch Breaking Dawn.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

You have this when you're so deep in the Twilight Saga that you forget to live your life. It's like Edward Cullen has your brain hostage.

I passed up a pizza to read about Edward. I'm now hungry and sad.

I failed math because I was too busy writing a letter to Jacob.

I asked my mom if I could dye my hair black. She said no, but I still did it.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

This is when you're so into the Cullens that you'd rather be turned into a vampire than do your homework. It's like your heart belongs to Edward and your brain is in denial.

I texted Edward Cullen instead of doing my homework. My mom is now texting him too.

I cried when Bella chose Jacob over Edward. I still haven't stopped crying.

I skipped my birthday party to go to a Twilight movie. My friends are now vampires.

by Slangipedia 7h ago