obsessive consumption disorder

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The new version of OCD: It’s when you can’t stop eating or buying stuff like gas, even if you’re full and your wallet is crying.

I ate 12 burgers and still ordered a milkshake. My stomach is a war zone.

I bought 10 gallons of gas because I thought my car was a spaceship.

I ate the whole pizza, then bought another one just because I could.

This new OCD: You keep buying or eating stuff, even when it’s stupid, like gas, pizza, or cookies.

I bought 5 gallons of gas because my car said it was hungry.

I ate 3 cookies, then bought a box just to be annoying.

I ate the whole cake, then ordered a pizza because I was mad.

The new OCD: You eat or buy so much, your body and bank account are screaming at you.

I ate 20 donuts and still bought a bagel. My body is a donut factory.

I bought 12 gallons of gas because I thought my car was a dragon.

I ate the whole pizza, then bought another one just because I was mad.

This new OCD: You keep eating or buying stuff like gas, even if you’re full, broke, or both.

I ate 8 burgers and still ordered a taco. My stomach is a burger jail.

I bought 15 gallons of gas because my car said it was hungry.

I ate the whole cake, then bought a pizza because my brain was broken.

The new version of OCD: You can’t stop eating or buying things, even if you’re full, broke, or both.

I ate 10 tacos and still bought a pizza. My stomach is a taco prison.

I bought 20 gallons of gas because my car said it was rich.

I ate the whole cake, then bought another one because I was sad.