Obsessive Computer Disorder

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You can't stop staring at your screen. You think about computers even when you're pooping. You're like a zombie who only comes to life when there's a new meme.

"I just saw a cat fall off a couch. I need to comment on it. Now."

At the dinner table: "I'm not hungry. I'm just checking my notifications."

While taking a shower: "I just got 100 likes. I'm gonna cry."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Your brain is broken. You can't be anywhere without a screen. You even text your mom while she's trying to explain why your uncle is crying in the background.

At a concert: "I just got a DM from my ex. I need to reply."

While eating pizza: "I need to post this. It's legendary."

During a funeral: "I can't stop scrolling. It's too loud."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can't have a normal conversation. You turn every real-life moment into a post. You live in a world of likes and followers, not friends or family.

At a party: "I just posted this. I'm famous now."

While talking to your dad: "I need to tweet this. It's too good."

During a movie: "I just got 3 likes. I'm gonna skip the rest."

by Slangipedia 7d ago