Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder

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OCRD is when a gamer can't stand empty clips. They reload like it's a holy duty even if they just fired one bullet. It's like they have a tiny devil on their shoulder yelling 'reload now or die later!'
I reloaded my gun after shooting one zombie. I had 59 bullets left. My brain was screaming.
I reloaded mid-sentence during a boss fight. I got killed by a goblin. My clip was full. My brain was broken.
I reloaded before the boss even showed up. I had 60 bullets. The boss had 1 hit point. I felt guilty.
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OCRD is like having a bullet addiction. You reload even if you're not in a fight. It’s like you're too cheap to buy more bullets and you're too proud to let your clip be half full.
I reloaded after a 2-second fight. My clip was full. I had 60 bullets. I had 59 bullets left. I was proud.
I reloaded in the middle of a boss fight. I died. My clip was full. My brain was confused.
I reloaded before the game started. I had 60 bullets. I had no enemies. I was a monster.
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OCRD is when you reload so much your brain forgets how to fight. You reload before the enemy even sees you. It’s like you’re trying to impress your clip more than your enemies.
I reloaded before I even saw the enemy. I had 60 bullets. I had 0 enemies. I was confused.
I reloaded after one bullet. I had 59 bullets left. I had no enemies. I was a failure.
I reloaded mid-sentence. I had 60 bullets. I got killed by a goblin. I was proud.
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OCRD is when you reload like it’s your job. You reload before, during, and after every fight. It’s like you’re trying to show off your clip more than your skills.
I reloaded before the fight started. I had 60 bullets. I had 0 enemies. I was cool.
I reloaded in the middle of the fight. I had 59 bullets. I had 2 enemies. I was confused.
I reloaded after the fight ended. I had 60 bullets. I had no enemies. I was a legend.
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OCRD is like having a bullet obsession. You reload even if you're not in a fight. It’s like you're too cheap to buy more bullets and you're too proud to let your clip be half full.
I reloaded after a 2-second fight. My clip was full. I had 60 bullets. I had 59 bullets left. I was proud.
I reloaded in the middle of a boss fight. I died. My clip was full. My brain was confused.
I reloaded before the game started. I had 60 bullets. I had no enemies. I was a monster.
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OCRD is when you reload so much your brain forgets how to fight. You reload before the enemy even sees you. It’s like you’re trying to impress your clip more than your enemies.
I reloaded before I even saw the enemy. I had 60 bullets. I had 0 enemies. I was confused.
I reloaded after one bullet. I had 59 bullets left. I had no enemies. I was a failure.
I reloaded mid-sentence. I had 60 bullets. I got killed by a goblin. I was proud.
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OCRD is when you reload like it’s your job. You reload before, during, and after every fight. It’s like you’re trying to show off your clip more than your skills.
I reloaded before the fight started. I had 60 bullets. I had 0 enemies. I was cool.
I reloaded in the middle of the fight. I had 59 bullets. I had 2 enemies. I was confused.
I reloaded after the fight ended. I had 60 bullets. I had no enemies. I was a legend.
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