Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder

This disease makes you comment on every post like you're trying to win a popularity contest. You're not being nice, you're just scared of being forgotten. The more you comment, the more you need to comment, like a never-ending middle school drama.

You can't stop commenting on people's Facebook walls like it's your job. You're not trying to be friends, you're trying to prove you're better than everyone else. You even comment on posts that don't make sense, just to be annoying.

You comment so much on Facebook that it’s like you’re trying to drown someone in likes. You don’t care if the comment is stupid, you just need to be seen. You comment on everything, even the weather, just to feel important.

You comment on every post like it’s your only way to stay relevant. You’re not commenting because you care, you’re commenting because you’re scared of being forgotten. You even comment on posts from people you don’t even know.

You comment on every Facebook post like you’re trying to be the best friend ever. You don’t care if the person is annoyed, you just need to feel special. Your comments are so bad, they’re like a horror movie.

You comment on people's Facebook walls like it’s your full-time job. You’re not trying to be friends, you’re just trying to make people feel bad. You comment on everything, even the most random stuff, just to be noticed.