Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

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OCABD is when someone gets so butt-hurt about their Angry Birds game that they yell at the screen like it owes them money. They restart levels until they’re blue in the face just to get that perfect score.
I spent 2 hours on one level because I didn’t get 3 stars. My birds are tired of my screaming.
My brother got 1 star and started crying. I told him to go take a bath.
I got 2 stars and screamed at my phone. My neighbors called the cops.
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If you have OCABD, you’re like a mad scientist in a bird lab. You don’t care about the actual game. You just want to make sure every little detail is perfect, even if it takes forever.
I had to restart that level 17 times just because the pig was in the wrong spot. I’m a perfectionist, okay?
I got 3 stars, but I still rage-quit because the birds didn’t look happy enough.
I used 100 birds to destroy one pig. That pig had it coming.
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OCABD is when you’re so obsessed with Angry Birds that you forget how to live. You get so mad over a 2-star score that you might as well punch a wall.
I got 2 stars and threw my phone out the window. My cat was confused.
I tried to beat that level 50 times. My birds are smarter than me now.
I got 3 stars and still yelled at the screen. I’m a monster.
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