obsessive arsehole gamer

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a person who lives in their own head and gets super angry when their character dies in a game they’ve played for 10 years straight

I’ve been playing this game for 10 years and my character just died. I am now crying in the corner.

He yelled at me for 20 minutes because his character got killed by a goblin.

My brother quit eating dinner because his character got stuck in a tree.

someone who thinks the whole world should know about their game achievements and acts like they’re the king of the universe when they win

I got a gold medal in this game and now I’m telling everyone I’m the best.

She texted me in the middle of the night to tell me she beat her high score.

He left a 20-minute voicemail about how he beat the boss in 3 seconds.

a person who is so lost in their game that they forget to eat, sleep, or breathe and get super weird when they lose

He ate a whole pizza in one bite because he was too busy playing the game.

She forgot her birthday because she was playing a game for 12 hours straight.

He started talking to his character like it was a real person when he lost.

a person who will swear at you, their family, and the game itself if their character doesn’t do what they want

He yelled at me, the cat, and the game because his character didn’t jump.

She cursed at her brother for not letting her play the game.

He threw his controller at the wall because his character got killed.

a person who is obsessed with a game and acts like everyone else is a total failure if they don’t play it as well as them

He called me a failure because I didn’t beat his high score.

She told her mom she was the worst player ever.

He said the game was ruined because I played it wrong.

someone who lives in their own world of games and gets really weird when their character doesn’t do what they want

He started talking to his character like it was his best friend.

She cried because her character got stuck in a hole.

He stopped eating lunch because his character got killed by a zombie.