Obsessionist

3 views · Added 6d ago · 2 definitions

A person who can't keep their focus for more than a few minutes, and always switches to the next shiny thing, even if it means pissing all over the old one.

Just finished my third tattoo. Now I'm obsessed with podcasting. Next week, it's going to be knitting. I swear, I'll be a monk by next year.

I dated a guy for a month. Then I fell in love with a video game. Now I'm in a relationship with a cat. Life is chaos.

I bought a gym membership. I went to the gym twice. Now I'm into crypto. I don't even know what a stock is.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A human being with so many obsessions they can't even remember their own name half the time.

I have 12 obsessions right now. I might have to get a second brain to hold them all.

I'm obsessed with cooking, then I got into fashion, then I joined a dance class. I have no idea who I am anymore.

I started a band. I left the band. I started a podcast. I left the podcast. I now have a pet iguana. I don't know what I'm doing.

by Slangipedia 6d ago