Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like a fascination but with more drama and a side of delusional nonsense

I’m obsessed with this guy. He texted me once.

She thinks she’s a celebrity because she follows 3 people on Instagram.

He’s been talking about his pet turtle for 7 years straight.

2

When you can’t stop thinking about something and it’s starting to ruin your life

I can’t stop thinking about my ex. I even dream about him.

She’s obsessed with her skincare routine. It takes 45 minutes.

He’s been talking about his coffee for 2 years straight.

3

It’s like being stuck in a loop with something you hate but can’t stop thinking about

I hate my job, but I still think about it every day.

She can’t stop thinking about her ex even though he cheated on her.

He’s obsessed with his video game even though it’s broken.

4

It’s like a fascination but you’re too stupid to realize it’s a waste of time

He’s obsessed with his dog. It’s a waste of time.

She’s in love with her phone. It doesn’t even work.

He’s been talking about his pizza for 2 years straight.

5

When you’re so obsessed with something it starts to look like a mental illness

He’s been talking about his plants for 5 years. It’s like a mental illness.

She thinks she’s famous. It’s like a mental illness.

He’s obsessed with his video game. It’s like a mental illness.

6

It’s like a fascination but you’ve turned it into a full-time job

She’s obsessed with her skincare. It’s like a full-time job.

He’s been talking about his coffee. It’s like a full-time job.

She’s obsessed with her phone. It’s like a full-time job.