Obsession Vampire

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An obsession vampire is a smelly, annoying human who lives off other people’s crazy fixations. They’re smart, creepy, and love to mess with your head while you’re high or wasted.
My obsession vampire turned my love for tacos into a full-blown addiction. Now I eat 10 tacos a day and I don’t even like meat.
He texted me 17 times in one day just to ask if I still loved him. I didn’t. I barely loved myself.
She’s been following me for three years. I think she’s been in my class the whole time. I don’t know why I never noticed her before.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An obsession vampire is a dirty, brain-eating monster who takes over your thoughts and makes you do stupid stuff. They’re like a bad crush that won’t let you go.
My obsession vampire turned my crush into a full-time job. I think about him 24/7. I even named my cat after him.
She texted me a photo of herself wearing nothing but a sock and a smile. I sent her a photo of my dog. That was the end of our relationship.
He showed up at my house wearing a cape and said, 'I am your obsession vampire, and I have come to claim your soul.' I said, 'You’re not scary, you’re just weird.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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An obsession vampire is a smelly, messed-up person who lives off your weird obsessions. They’re like a bad habit that won’t leave you alone.
My obsession vampire turned my love for video games into a full-time obsession. I play for 12 hours a day and I still haven’t beaten level 4.
He showed up at my school wearing a shirt that said 'I love you' and a hat that said 'I hate you.' I think he’s been following me since 2nd grade.
She texted me a photo of her breakfast and said, 'This is how I started my day.' I texted her back and said, 'This is how I started my life.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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