obsessical

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Being so obsessed with a guy or guy-like junk that you’re like a lovesick dog chasing a bone, or a creepy ghost haunting a bar.
I saw him at the gym, now I’m following him on Instagram and sending him DMs about his biceps.
She texted him 12 times in one day just to ask if he had a shower.
He stalks his crush’s social media like it’s a treasure map to his heart.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you’re so happy and in love with something or someone, you’re like a kid on Christmas morning with a full bag of candy.
She got a new puppy and now she’s smiling 24/7 like she’s high on sugar and happiness.
He saw his favorite band and started crying like he’d been waiting his whole life for this.
She got a 100 on her math test and now she thinks she’s the smartest person on Earth.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Having a need so strong it feels like you’re going to explode if you don’t get what you want, like you’re a madman with a fire in your soul.
He can’t stop thinking about pizza and if he doesn’t eat it, he’ll probably die.
She can’t stop thinking about her ex and if she doesn’t text him, she’ll cry herself to sleep.
He needs his coffee so bad he would fight a bear for it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, like a brain full of spam messages from your crush.
She can’t stop thinking about her crush and it’s driving her insane.
He can’t stop thinking about his favorite video game and it’s like his brain is on loop.
She can’t stop thinking about her cat and it’s like her brain is a cat fan club.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When someone is so in love with another person they can’t think of anything else, not even their own brain.
He thinks about his crush all day, even in the middle of a math test.
She dreams about her crush every night like it’s a paid vacation.
He texted his crush 10 times in one day just to say hi.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you only care about one thing and it’s like your whole brain is on fire with that one idea.
He only cares about video games and ignores his mom when she talks to him.
She only thinks about her crush and forgets about her homework.
He only wants to eat pizza and refuses to try anything else.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When your brain is taken over by one idea or person and you can’t think about anything else, like a zombie with only one brain cell working.
He can’t think about anything but his crush, even during a math test.
She can’t think about anything but her new phone, even when her mom is yelling at her.
He can’t think about anything but his favorite food, even when he’s in school.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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