Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so good it makes your brain shut down and your soul scream for more.

I saw the new pizza and my brain exploded.

That girl in class is so hot I can't think straight.

This video game is so good I peed my pants.

2

When you're so in love you act like a stupid, happy chicken who can't stop clucking about their crush.

I texted my crush 20 times in one day and got no reply. Still cluckin'.

She smiled at me and I started dancing in the hallway like an idiot.

He asked me to prom and now I can't stop talking about it like it's the most important thing ever.

3

When you need something so bad it's like your brain is on fire and your heart is doing backflips.

I need that new phone more than I need oxygen.

If I don't get my coffee, I'll die and come back as a zombie.

That dog is so cute I might cry and then eat my feelings.

4

When something is stuck in your brain like a rat in a trap and you can't escape.

That song is stuck in my head and I can't get it out.

I keep thinking about that one guy from class and it's driving me insane.

That meme is so good I can't stop thinking about it.

5

When you're so in love with someone you even dream about them and tell people you're obsessed like it's a trophy.

I dreamt about him every night and told my friends I'm obsessed.

She texted me while I was asleep and I woke up screaming her name.

He asked me out and I told everyone I'm officially obsessed.

6

When you're so focused on one thing you forget to breathe and your brain is just like 'nope, only this.'

I was so focused on my math test I forgot to eat.

She only thought about her crush and didn't notice her friends calling her.

He was so focused on his video game he missed the school fire alarm.

7

When something takes over your brain and you can't think about anything else, like your brain is a prisoner and the thing you love is the jailer.

That new show is taking over my brain and I can't think about anything else.

That pizza is so good it's like my brain is in a jail and the pizza is the jailer.

My crush is so good my brain is in a jail and my crush is the jailer.