obsessedwithtimmychlmt

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The only person who thinks Timothée Chalamet is better than food and oxygen
I’d die for a Timothée Chalamet edit. I’d die for real. I’d be a ghost.
You think Timmy Chlamet is just a boy? No. He’s a god. A literal god.
If Timmy Chlamet ever stops doing videos, I’m gonna start crying. And I don’t cry. I don’t cry.
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A human who would punch you for not liking Timothée Chalamet’s hair
I saw a guy with a Timmy Chlamet haircut and I felt like I had to hug him. It was a spiritual experience.
You don’t like Timmy Chlamet’s hair? I don’t know you anymore.
If Timmy Chlamet ever changes his hair, I might cry. Or maybe I’ll cry and punch you.
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The person who would fight you for the right to like Timothée Chalamet more than you do
You think you like Timmy Chlamet more than me? We’ll settle this with a duel. And I bring swords.
I would literally fight you over Timmy Chlamet. I would fight you for no reason.
If I ever see you like Timmy Chlamet less than me, I’m gonna start a war.
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