obsessed with twilight

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When someone talks about twilight so much it’s like they’re trying to make it the main character of their life and everyone else is just background noise.
My friend texted me: 'I dream about twilight. I eat twilight for breakfast.'
At lunch, she said, 'Twilight is my soulmate, and I’m never getting out of this relationship.'
She posted on Instagram: 'I live for twilight. I breathe twilight. I am twilight.'
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When someone acts like twilight is the only thing that ever happened and they’re mad if you don’t know all the details.
She said, 'You don’t know who Edward is? You’re literally a lost cause.'
He texted me: 'You don’t like twilight? What’s wrong with you?'
At school, she yelled, 'I know more about twilight than your whole family!'
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When someone is so into twilight they think they’re the main character of the movie and everyone else is just a sidekick.
She said, 'I’m Bella. I’m not just Bella. I’m the Bella.'
He DM’d me: 'I’m Edward. I’ve been waiting for you for years.'
She posted: 'I’m not just watching twilight. I’m living it.'
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When someone won’t stop talking about twilight and acts like it’s the only thing that matters in life, even if it’s clearly not true.
She said, 'I don’t care about anything else. Twilight is my everything.'
He texted me: 'If I don’t talk about twilight, I die.'
At school, she said, 'I’d rather die than not talk about twilight.'
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When someone is so deep into twilight they think they’re in a movie and everyone else is just watching it from the back row.
She said, 'I’m not just a fan. I’m the star.'
He posted: 'I live in the world of twilight. You’re just a spectator.'
She DM’d me: 'I’m not just in love with Edward. I’m in love with the whole movie.'
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When someone acts like they’re in a twilight movie and everyone else is just the audience who doesn’t get the plot.
She said, 'I don’t need to explain twilight. You should know by now.'
He texted me: 'You’re not even paying attention to the story.'
At school, she yelled, 'You’re not even watching the movie!'
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