obsessed gamers

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Obsessed gamers are the worst kind of nerds. They live in their bedrooms like cave men, playing video games all day and talking about nothing but games. They think they’re kings in a virtual world, but in real life, they’re just sad, smelly, and mad because they lost a $50 tournament.

My cousin ate pizza for three days straight because he was too busy playing Fortnite.

I saw a guy crying in a mall because his character died in a game.

My neighbor won’t stop talking about Pokémon cards. He even brought them to the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

These gamers are so obsessed they forget how to brush their teeth. They live in their own weird world, and when they come out, they’re loud, dumb, and think they know everything. They might even try to fix your lawnmower and break it instead.

My friend tried to explain the plot of a game to me, and I fell asleep.

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I died in the game.'

My cousin’s hair looks like a raccoon’s nest, and he doesn’t care.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

If you’re obsessed with games, your mood is as wild as your character’s. You might be happy, you might be sad, or you might just flip out and start screaming like you’re in a horror movie.

My brother threw a tantrum because his character got knocked out in the game.

I saw a guy jump up and down like a maniac because he won a battle.

My friend cried when his favorite character died in the game.

by Slangipedia 2h ago