obsessed

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Can't shut up about something. It's all you talk about, even when no one is listening.
'I can't stop thinking about this new video game. I'm gonna beat you at it, bro.'
'Why are you eating pizza? I can't stop thinking about pizza.'
'I can't stop thinking about that dog. I'm gonna adopt it. No matter what.'
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Loves someone so much they might follow them to the grocery store and eat their cereal.
'I'm gonna stalk him in the mall. I swear.'
'I love him so much, I'm gonna eat his cereal.'
'I'm gonna follow her to the grocery store. I'll eat all her cereal.'
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Only thinks about one thing. Like, ever. Even when you're trying to talk about something else.
'I only think about this video game. I don't even know what you're saying.'
'I only think about my crush. I can't even finish my math homework.'
'I only think about my cat. I even dream about my cat.'
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A loser who tries to ratio everyone they see, even if they're not worth it. They brag about never being ratio'd, even when they’re clearly ratio’d 20 times.
'I ratio’d that guy. I’m not ratio’d. I’m a legend.'
'I ratio’d every post. I’m not ratio’d. I’m the king.'
'I ratio’d the whole school. I’m not ratio’d. I’m the god.'
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You think of the same thing over and over. It's like it's stuck in your head and won't leave.
'I think of this song all day. It won't stop.'
'I think of my crush all day. I can't stop thinking about him.'
'I think of my favorite pizza all day. I just want pizza.'
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You keep making the same post about someone. Like, a lot. You post it 10 times in a row and it's just too much.
'I'm gonna post this about my crush 10 times. I'm gonna post it in every group chat.'
'I'm gonna post this about my ex 10 times in a row. I'm gonna post it in every group chat.'
'I'm gonna post this about my dog 10 times. I'm gonna post it in every group chat.'
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Some people are so obsessed with Hentai that they live in a fantasy world of anime boys and wild action scenes. They’re not normal. They’re crazy.
'I love Hentai so much. I live in a fantasy world.'
'I love Hentai so much. I watch it every day. I don't even go to school.'
'I love Hentai so much. I think I'm gonna marry an anime boy.'
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