Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake straight girl who can't stop thinking about other girls. She'll bug them nonstop until they're annoyed out of their minds.

Hey Lauren, why you staring at Emily like she's your new best friend?

I saw you texting Sarah during lunch. What's that about?

You're gonna make me go to the bathroom with you again? No way.

2

A girl who says she's straight, but she's really just a creepy version of a lesbian. She'll follow you around like a lost puppy.

You're following me to gym class again? I'm gonna report you.

Why do you keep staring at me in math class?

I saw you trying to flirt with my best friend. What's that about?

3

A girl who claims to be straight but acts like she's in love with every other girl. She'll even make you feel bad for not being one of her favorites.

You're not my favorite anymore? Why?

I saw you talking to Madison instead of me. What's that about?

You're gonna make me eat lunch with you again? No way.

4

A girl who lies about being straight just so she can obsess over other girls. She'll even make you feel like you're the worst friend ever.

You're not my best friend anymore? Why?

I saw you texting Taylor instead of me. What's that about?

You're gonna make me sit with you at lunch again? No way.

5

A girl who says she's straight but she's really just a psycho lesbian. She'll even make you feel like you're the enemy.

You're my enemy now? Why?

I saw you talking to Sarah in the hallway. What's that about?

You're gonna make me sit with you in math class again? No way.

6

A girl who lies about being straight so she can obsess over other girls. She'll even make you feel like you're the worst person in the world.

You're the worst person in the world? Why?

I saw you texting Emily during lunch. What's that about?

You're gonna make me go to the bathroom with you again? No way.