obsesity

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You’re not sick. You’re just a greedy pig who eats like a monster and never moves.

Bro, you eat three burgers and a pizza for breakfast. No wonder you look like a sausage roll.

Your mom says you’re ‘sick’ but you’re just lazy and fat.

You’re not a disease. You’re a food coma in human form.

You're so obsessed with boobs you think they're the only thing that matters in life.

You stare at your phone for hours just to see a photo of a boob.

You walk past a guy with a tattoo of a boob and ask him if it's real.

You skipped class to text your crush about a boob post.

A guy who acts like he’s got a badge for being the best at asking if you’ve cum, even though you just started dating.

He asked me if I’d cum after we’d barely kissed. I had to fake it and it was a disaster.

He asked me 10 times in one night. I was too tired to even pretend.

He asked me if I’d cum when we were still wearing our clothes. I just stared at him.

Everyone thinks they know how to spell obsessed but they’re all just stupid and wrong.

My teacher spelled it ‘obsessy’ and I had to correct her in front of the class.

My friend spelled it ‘obesset’ and it looked like a bad typo.

My cousin spelled it ‘obzess’ and I laughed so hard I cried.