Obsesed

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You think you’re in love, but you’re just hungry and you’re still mad about that time you got food poisoning.

I saw you eat three burgers and still texted me about your feelings.

You cried when the fries ran out, not when I broke up with you.

You asked if I wanted to go to the mall, not the hospital.

You stare at a breast like it’s the last piece of cake in the world and you don’t care if it’s still wearing a bra.

You texted me a photo of a breast at 2 a. m. and said, 'look at this.'

You asked me if I had ever seen a breast before.

You tried to kiss me while I was still wearing my shirt.

A guy who can’t stop asking if you came, even though you just started, and he’s so desperate he’ll fake it with you, and it’s so bad it hurts.

He asked if I came after we’d been dating for two days and I had to fake it in the hallway.

He tried to fake it with me in front of his mom and it was like a bad movie.

He asked if I came during the middle of a movie and it ruined the whole thing.

You spell it with an 's' and everyone else spells it with an 'd' and you think you're the only one who's right and everyone else is a fool.

You corrected me in front of my whole class for spelling it wrong.

You texted me a whole essay about how you’re the only one who knows the correct spelling.

You made me fail a test because I spelled it with an 'd'.