observitude

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#tradition#stupid rules#boss rage

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When people use old, stupid rules to back up their dumb opinions instead of thinking for themselves. Like a brain-dead robot chanting ancient nonsense.
My grandpa says the sky is blue because it always was. Who cares? It's just a stupid rule.
The church says the world is 6,000 years old. They don't even check the math.
My boss won't let me wear jeans because 'that's how it's always been.' What's wrong with him?
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When people refuse to use their brain and just follow the same old nonsense because it's easier. It's like being a brainless zombie.
My teacher won't let me use a calculator because 'that's how it's done.' What's the point of school then?
My uncle says the moon landing was fake because 'they told me so.' He's 65 and still thinks that.
My mom won't let me have pizza for breakfast because 'that's not how it's done.' I'm gonna die of laziness.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When people use stupid old beliefs to cover up their own stupidity. It's like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg.
My cousin says the Earth is flat because 'the internet says so.' He's 12 and still thinks that.
My neighbor won't let me play video games because 'the devil is in the console.' That's just nonsense.
My dad says the sky is green because 'he saw it once.' It's just a stupid lie.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When people use old, dumb rules to back up their dumb opinions and pretend they're smart. It's like wearing a clown suit and calling it a superhero costume.
My teacher says we can't use emojis in our essays because 'that's not how it's done.' Who even writes essays anymore?
My uncle says the world is going to end in 2025 because 'the book said so.' He still reads comic books.
My mom says I can't watch TikTok because 'it's not good for me.' She's 50 and still thinks that.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When people refuse to think for themselves and just follow stupid old rules. It's like being a brain-dead sheep.
My cousin won't let me eat chicken nuggets for dinner because 'that's not how it's done.' I'm gonna get fat.
My teacher says we can't use calculators because 'they told me so.' She's 50 and still thinks that.
My dad says the sky is red because 'he saw it once.' It's just a stupid lie.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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