observevasion

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Staring so hard at everything around you that you forget to breathe and end up talking nonsense about it like you’re on a podcast.

I saw a pigeon eat a whole sandwich. I wrote a 500-word essay about it. My dog laughed at me.

I watched a tree for 3 hours. I’m now convinced it’s plotting against me.

I observed the way my coffee cup sat on the table. It was a crime scene.

You notice everything else but forget about yourself. Then you go on a rant about it like you’re the main character of a bad movie.

I noticed the light in my room. I didn’t notice my face. I now have 12 comments about it on Twitter.

I watched a cloud and forgot to eat. My stomach called me a coward.

I saw my neighbor’s cat. I wrote a letter. He replied with a drawing.

You look around so much that you end up talking to things and then blaming them for your bad decisions.

I looked at my sock for 20 minutes. It looked back. We had a fight.

I stared at the ceiling. It stared back. Now it’s in my head.

I noticed the way my soup was stirred. I now have a theory about it.

You notice everything but yourself. You start talking about it like you’re in a debate with the universe.

I noticed the way my pencil was held. I now have a PhD in pencil techniques.

I watched my shadow for 10 minutes. It didn’t like me.

I noticed the sound of my fridge. I now have a podcast about it.

You notice every little detail and then you yell about it like you’re being ignored by the entire world.

I noticed the way my coffee smelled. I now have a song about it.

I watched my phone vibrate 7 times. I now have a theory about it.

I noticed the way my shoes were tied. I now have a podcast.