Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Staring like you just saw a god poop and it was golden.

I watched the sunrise like it was the last one on Earth.

He looked at the pizza like it was a holy relic.

She watched the kid win the race like he just defied physics.

2

Eyes wide like you just got a standing ovation from a group of angry monkeys.

I saw the dog do a backflip and my brain exploded.

He watched the kid eat the entire cake and was speechless.

She stared at the sunset like it was a personal insult.

3

So impressed you could’ve peed a little and no one would’ve noticed.

I watched the magic trick and forgot to breathe.

He saw the kid solve the problem and just stood there like a confused statue.

She looked at the moon like it was giving her a high-five.

4

Your face is so blank you could’ve been a ghost at a funeral.

I watched the firework show like I was on a mission from God.

He saw the kid cry and just stared like he was judging a talent show.

She looked at the art like it was a math test.

5

You’re so amazed you could’ve fainted and no one would’ve blamed you.

I watched the bird fly and just stood there like I was high.

He saw the kid win and just stared like he was in shock.

She looked at the sunrise like it was the best day of her life.