Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The best at being a watcher and a backstabber all in one

I watched you fail 10 times and still didn’t warn you.

You thought you were safe until I showed up with a knife and a laugh.

I stood there like a ghost while you got roasted alive.

2

A pro at seeing everything and saying nothing until it’s too late

You tripped and fell, and I just laughed and said, 'That’s cute.'

You had no idea I saw the whole plan until the end.

You thought you were the only one with a brain.

3

The guy who knows all your secrets and still roasts you for them

You told me your darkest secret, and I posted it on the internet.

You cried in front of everyone, and I recorded it.

You thought I was your friend, but I was just waiting for the right moment to laugh at you.

4

A pro at watching you fail and still acting like they’re the best

I watched you get beaten up and still said I was better.

You lost the game, and I took the trophy and laughed in your face.

You failed, and I made it look like I did it on purpose.

5

The person who sees everything and still says nothing until it’s too late

You got roasted, and I just said, 'That was cool.'

I saw the whole plan, and I still let you fail.

You cried, and I just said, 'That was funny.'