observer01

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A guy who sits there like a dumbass waiting for two guys to kiss. He’s so gay he thinks glitter is a food group. He’s dumber than a sack of bricks and smells like old pizza.

I saw him watching two guys make out in the park like it was a movie. He even took notes.

He texted me: 'Just saw two men holding hands. It was beautiful. Also, I brought a sandwich.'

He tried to explain why a guy licking another guy’s ear was 'art.' I didn’t even ask.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A person who thinks watching two guys flirt is a full-time job. He’s got the brain of a goldfish and the soul of a used sock. He’s not human, he’s a meme.

He texted me: 'Just saw two guys at the coffee shop. It was like a romance novel.' I replied: 'You’re a romance novel.'

He sat outside a gym for an hour just to watch two guys work out. He didn’t even know what a gym was.

He told me he’d rather die than stop watching a guy eat a taco.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A human who thinks watching two guys kiss is the most important thing in life. He’s got the IQ of a doorknob and the personality of a wet sock. He’s a disgrace to all living things.

He sent me a DM: 'Just saw two guys at the mall. I cried. Also, I ate a whole pizza.'

He stood outside a restaurant for two hours just to see two guys walk in.

He tried to explain why a guy hugging another guy was 'life-changing.' I walked away.

by Slangipedia 3h ago