Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who stares at people like they owe them money but isn’t crazy enough to be a stalker

I’ve been watching this guy for weeks. He eats the same sandwich every day. I bet he’s got a wife and two kids and a dog named Biscuit.

She’s been sitting in the same chair for three days. I think she’s plotting something.

He’s been watching me since Monday. I’m starting to think he’s going to come over and ask me for a cup of sugar.

2

When someone helps people but is too busy being a hero to notice they’re being watched

He saved the kid from the fire but didn’t realize the whole neighborhood was watching him.

She donated her last dollar to the homeless guy but didn’t notice her mom was behind her the whole time.

He ran into the burning building like a total idiot but didn’t realize the fire department was watching him.

3

Sitting back like a lazy king and watching everything go down

I sat back and watched the whole argument like I was the king of the universe.

He just sat there with a sandwich and watched the whole fight like it was a movie.

She watched the whole mess happen like she had nothing better to do.

4

A person who sees every little thing but acts like it's nothing

He saw the whole thing but just shrugged and went back to his coffee.

She noticed the guy had a gun but just kept eating her burger.

He watched the whole plan unfold but didn’t say a word until it was too late.

5

Driving like a drunk man who just got kicked out of a bar and doesn’t know where he’s going

He drove like he was trying to kill the whole road.

She swerved like she was drunk and had a death wish.

He ran through three stop signs like he was trying to get a free pizza.

6

Looking at everything so hard it's like you're trying to read the minds of strangers

He looked at the guy like he was trying to read his thoughts.

She watched the whole conversation like she was trying to guess the ending of a movie.

He stared at the kid like he was trying to figure out what he was thinking.

7

A real word that someone actually used and it was totally not made up by a dumb kid who was bored

He used the word and it was like magic.

She said it in class and the teacher was confused.

He used it in a text and it was like a total surprise.