observeillance

My mom knows I failed math because she saw me fail on my phone. She didn’t even ask me about it.

My boss follows me around the office and texts me during lunch. It’s like he’s trying to steal my soul.

My crush is watching me in class and also checking my Instagram. I think he’s trying to find out if I’m a secret monster.

My little brother knows my secrets because he spies on me and also listens to my dreams at night.

My teacher follows me in the hall and also reads my mind. It’s like she’s a psychic detective.

My ex-boyfriend knows what I’m thinking because he spies on me and also talks to my pet parrot.

My dad is watching me 24/7 and also lives in my brain. I think he’s trying to take over my life.

My friend spies on me and also sends me messages at 3 a. m. It’s like she’s trying to steal my sleep.

My crush stares at me all day and also follows me home. I think he’s trying to move in with me.

My mom watches me like I’m on TV and also checks my phone like I’m a criminal.

My teacher watches me during class and also reads my text messages like I did something bad.

My crush watches me all day and also checks my phone. It’s like he’s trying to find out my secrets.

My boss watches me like I’m his prisoner and also checks my phone like it’s a treasure map. I think he’s trying to find my secret riches.

My little brother watches me like I’m his prisoner and also checks my phone. He probably thinks I have candy hidden in there.

My crush watches me like I’m his prisoner and also checks my phone like it’s a treasure map. I think he wants my heart.