Observe the New Moon

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Observing the new moon is a sneaky way to take a break. You head to the New Moon Tavern and drink something cold while staring at the sign like it’s your ex.

I took a lunch break and ended up at the New Moon Tavern. The sign was there, and I had to look at it like it was my ex.

I skipped a meeting just to sip on a cold drink and glare at the New Moon sign.

I got fired for staring at the New Moon sign like it was my ex for an hour.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

To observe the new moon is to go to the New Moon Tavern and drink something cold while ignoring your boss like they’re not even there.

I went to the New Moon Tavern and drank my cold beverage while pretending my boss didn’t exist.

I skipped work to ignore my boss at the New Moon Tavern.

I drank so much at the New Moon Tavern I forgot my boss even existed.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Observing the new moon means you’re at the New Moon Tavern, drinking something cold, and you’re too busy being a mess to care about anyone else.

I was at the New Moon Tavern, drinking a cold beverage, and I didn’t even notice my boss walking in.

I drank so much cold stuff at the New Moon Tavern I threw up on the bar.

I went to the New Moon Tavern, drank something cold, and forgot about my life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago