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#delusional#old man energy#nile nonsense

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Also known as ‘See Nile’; this is when an old guy thinks he’s still got it, but he’s just delusional, seeing things that aren’t there, and forgetting stuff like his own name.
My grandpa says he’s still a pharaoh, even though he can’t remember where he put his dentures.
She told me she saw a crocodile in the fridge. I told her it was just the cheese melting.
He claims he’s the god of the Nile, but he can’t even find the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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See Nile’ is when an old person is so lost in their own head they think they’re still running the Nile, even though they forgot how to tie their shoes.
He told me he’s the one who built the pyramids, but he can’t even build a sandwich.
She’s convinced the Nile is whispering secrets to her, but it’s just the sound of the fridge.
He said he saw the pharaohs last night. They were just the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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See Nile’ is when an old guy is so high on his own nonsense he thinks he’s still ruling Egypt, even though he can’t remember his own password.
He told me he’s the last pharaoh and he’s going to come back as a TikTok star.
She says the Nile is her best friend, but it just left her a passive-aggressive message.
He claims he’s the father of the Nile, but he can’t even remember his kids’ names.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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