Observatorying

The crazy habit of going to observatories on Monday nights just to stare at the stars, after eating a lousy quarter of a chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks, and before doing any homework. Mostly done on college campuses by people who have no life.

A person who sees every little tiny thing in life and gets all worked up about it. Like they're mad about the way the pizza was cut.

A band from Austin, Texas that plays loud music and makes you move like you're at a rave. They’re electric and will make your pants fall off.

A place where women show off their bare boobs. It’s like a party but with more alcohol and less brains.

A planet in Mario Galaxy that looks like a comet and has telescopes. It’s where Mario goes to look at the stars and get confused.

When someone uses a telescope to fuck another person, and then makes them look through the lens like it’s a joke.

A useless Hong Kong government office that does nothing, even when the whole city is flooded. They’re so useless they make you go to school on typhoon days.