observatize

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The first dumb move you make when you decide to look at something instead of just getting high and passing out.

I observatized the pizza before I ate it. It was still bad.

He observatized the math test and failed it anyway.

She observatized the argument and then joined it.

A person who stares at things like they're going to explain their entire life to them. And probably will.

My teacher is an observator. She stared at my essay for 10 minutes.

The observator in the class was the one who noticed the teacher was drunk.

The observator in the DMs said, 'You’re not even trying.'

When you see someone being an idiot and you’re like, 'We’re going to talk about this later. I swear.'

I observatized my friend’s dumb move and saved it for later.

She observatized the guy who spilled coffee on the keyboard.

He observatized the kid who said 'I don’t know' 20 times.

When you’re watching stuff but you’re too drunk to care if it makes sense.

I observatized the movie while eating pizza and passing out.

He observatized the concert and just screamed the whole time.

She observatized the argument and fell asleep mid-sentence.

When you’re watching stuff but you’re too drunk to care if it makes sense.

I observatized the movie while eating pizza and passing out.

He observatized the concert and just screamed the whole time.

She observatized the argument and fell asleep mid-sentence.