observationate

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A fancy way of saying you look really closely and then mock everyone else for being blind.

I observationated my math teacher's face and realized he was high on coffee and regret.

I observationated my friend's lunch and told him it looked like something a dog would vomit.

I observationated my mom's hair and said it looked like a raccoon had a bad day.

When you spot things about people that others miss, like a detective who also smells bad.

I observationated my crush and realized he had a crush on me too. Also, he had a crush on the janitor.

I observationated my brother and found out he was eating my pizza from behind the couch.

I observationated my dad and realized he was crying over a 20-year-old debt.

When you see stuff before anyone else, like you have x-ray vision and also a mouth full of swear words.

I observationated the test before it even started and knew I was gonna fail.

I observationated my friend’s lies and told him he was a bad liar and also a bad friend.

I observationated my mom’s secret diet and told her she was eating a whole cake for breakfast.