observatarian

I saw the same meme 10 times and still didn’t notice it was broken.

He pointed out the obvious hole in my argument like it was a Nobel Prize.

She didn’t even blink when I spilled coffee on her shirt.

He said, 'You’re wearing socks with sandals,' like it was a life-changing revelation.

She yelled at me for forgetting my lunch, even though I told her I had it.

He noticed the sun was out, but missed the fact that I was crying.

He looked at the clock for 10 minutes and still didn’t realize it was 3 a. m.

She stared at the same text message for an hour and still didn’t get the hint.

He followed me around the school because he thought I was lost, even though I was right there.

He yelled at me for getting the wrong pizza, even though I told him I didn’t want pepperoni.

She saw me crying and still didn’t notice I was sad.

He pointed out the obvious thing I said, like it was the best thing ever.

She said, 'I can’t believe you forgot your homework,' like it was a surprise.

He stared at me for 10 minutes and still didn’t get that I was mad.

He said, 'I can’t believe you spilled your juice,' like it was the end of the world.

He said, 'I can’t believe you missed the obvious,' like it was a shock.

She saw the same mistake three times and still didn’t notice.

He stared at the same question for 20 minutes and still didn’t get it.