Observasive

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Making up stories about what you saw to make yourself look important and get what you want.

I saw the whole fight. I was right there. He started it. I swear on my mom’s life.

She said she saw the kid steal the cookie. I saw her eat the whole damn cookie.

He claims he saw the fire. He was 20 feet away, drunk, and wearing a blindfold.

Telling everyone what you think happened, even if you weren’t there, just to sound cool.

I saw the explosion. I was on the moon. I saw it clearly. You were sleeping.

She said she saw the kid cheat. She was the one who gave him the answers.

He said he saw the car crash. He was the one who caused it.

Putting your own version of events out there like it’s the truth, even if it’s total nonsense.

I saw the whole thing. I was there. I was the one who broke the thing.

She said she saw the teacher steal the test. She was the one who wrote the test.

He said he saw the dog run away. He was the one who let the dog out.

Claiming you know what happened, even if you weren’t there, just so you can feel powerful.

I saw the fight. I was in the middle of it. I was the one who started it.

She said she saw the kid fail. She was the one who gave him an F.

He said he saw the car crash. He was the one who drove the car.

Making sure everyone believes your version of what happened, even if it’s completely fake.

I saw the whole thing. I was there. I was the one who made it up.

She said she saw the teacher steal the answer. She was the one who wrote it.

He said he saw the dog run. He was the one who let it run.