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A pothead who stares at everything like it's a conspiracy and thinks too much after getting high
I saw a pigeon and now I think it's a secret agent.
Why is the sky blue? It must be a lie.
My mom is the government. I'm sure of it.
observant stoner
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A weed user who sees everything and thinks too much, like they’re the only one who gets it
The pizza is talking to me. It’s telling me secrets.
That cloud looks like a dragon. It’s watching me.
I know what the president is thinking. It’s about tacos.
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A high person who notices everything and then gets lost in their own brain
I saw my neighbor’s cat and now I’m questioning my entire life.
The fridge is judging me. I can feel it.
The TV is trying to take over my mind. It’s happening.