observable universe

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The observable universe is like the part of the party you can actually see, even though the whole thing is way bigger and way more messed up than you think.

I thought the party was just in my neighborhood, but it turns out it's a full-blown apocalypse outside.

My friend said the buffet was free, but I didn't realize it was in another galaxy.

I tried to take a shortcut and ended up in a different dimension.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The observable universe is the part of the universe that's still in our range, even though it's been expanding like a fart in a elevator.

I saw the moon, but it was actually 46 billion light years away, and I still got motion sickness.

My dog ran into the observable universe and came back with a spaceship.

I tried to count the stars, but my eyes exploded.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

The observable universe is the part of the universe we can see before it gets too far away and says 'fuck you' and leaves.

I thought I was going to see the end of the universe, but it just left me hanging.

My friend tried to follow the observable universe and got lost in the void.

I yelled at the observable universe, and it yelled back with a black hole.

by Slangipedia 6h ago